Smiley Anders for Sept. 29, 2008

• By SMILEY ANDERS
• Advocate columnist
• Published: Sep 29, 2008 - UPDATED: 12:05 a.m.

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I don’t want to start any domestic disputes, but I’ve noticed something about women that doesn’t seem to apply to men.

Gents, have you ever awakened to discover that your lady was miffed at you — about something you’ve done in her dream?

I don’t want to name names here, but a guy I know says one morning he noticed his wife was irritable, for no reason he could discern.

She finally told him that he had behaved most inappropriately in a dream.

This left him in a quandary. 

Should he apologize? For what? It was a dream, for crying out loud!

If he told her she was being ridiculous, he would be in even more trouble.

So he made her French toast, her favorite breakfast.

Hey, don’t call him a wimp — it worked! 

Equally incompetent

L.P. Miller says, “I betcha I could have mismanaged any of those failing financial institutions — for a lot less money.”

Patriotic or hungry?

Hunter Barrilleaux says after the winds of Gustav died down, he hung up his American flag again: “About 30 minutes after hanging her, a number of hummingbirds started flying around the flag.